(Source: rest-is-for-thedead, via thathilariousasian)

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operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

(Source: mymagicaljourney, via memewhore)

124,073 notes

(Source: dinnerat-dahmers, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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(via memewhore)

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(Source: idiod, via laughbitches)

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

14,800 notes

death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

(Source: causings, via tatertotz--and--jello)

38,031 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tastefullyoffensive:
[timesunion]

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tastefullyoffensive:

[timesunion]

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combatbrodom:

quarrymen:

I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.
I’m a twin.I didn’t win.
It was a draw.


Reblogging for ^ 

combatbrodom:

quarrymen:

I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.

I’m a twin.

I didn’t win.

It was a draw.

image

Reblogging for ^ 

(via laughbitches)

136,216 notes

(Source: biglilkim, via the-absolute-best-posts)

12,414 notes

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

(via piss-yourself-laughing)

130,280 notes

epic-humor:

anxiousmonster:

collegehumor:

notforbreakfast:

The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM

This video wasn’t long enough,

so we made it double-spaced.

OH MY GOD

see more

106,213 notes

pleatedjeans:

This restaurant compares their burritos to babies. via

pleatedjeans:

This restaurant compares their burritos to babies. via

(via piss-yourself-laughing)

7,502 notes

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

image

(via humoristics)

159,518 notes

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

3,237 notes